[ erma bombeck Quotes ]

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
[ Success ]
Erma Bombeck

 

   
18 votes

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
[ Comedy and Comedians ]
Erma Bombeck

 

   
12 votes

I am not a glutton -- I am an explorer of food.
[ Control ]
Erma Bombeck

 

   
8 votes

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
[ Children ]
Erma Bombeck

 

   
21 votes

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
[ Courage ]
Erma Bombeck

 

   
20 votes

Never accept a drink from a Urologist.
[ Alcohol and Alcoholism ]
Erma Bombeck

 

   
4 votes

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
[ Doctors ]
Erma Bombeck

 

   
8 votes

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
[ Children ]
Erma Bombeck

 

   
6 votes

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
[ Exercise ]
Erma Bombeck

 

   
27 votes