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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
[ Success ]
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
[ Comedy and Comedians ]
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I am not a glutton -- I am an explorer of food.
[ Control ]
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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
[ Children ]
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
[ Courage ]
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Never accept a drink from a Urologist.
[ Alcohol and Alcoholism ]
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
[ Doctors ]
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
[ Children ]
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
[ Exercise ]
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