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9 quotesDon't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Success
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
Comedy and Comedians
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I am not a glutton -- I am an explorer of food.
Control
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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
Children
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
Courage
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Never accept a drink from a Urologist.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Doctors
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Children
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Exercise
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun