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When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
Anger
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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
Memory
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When one has tasted it [Watermelon] he knows what the angels eat.
Food and Eating
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When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Insanity
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When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.
Prosperity
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When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
Compliments
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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
Age and Aging
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Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
Majority
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Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
Work
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Smile
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You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
Judgment and Judges
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You can't pray a lie.
Prayer
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You cannot depend on your judgments when your imagination is out of focus.
Imagination
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You perceive I generalize with intrepidity from single instances. It is the tourist's custom.
Travel and Tourism
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun