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Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
[ Democracy ]
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Don't believe in miracles -- depend on them.
[ Miracles ]
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Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?
[ Wealth ]
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Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
[ Advertising ]
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Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
[ Education ]
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If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.
[ Success ]
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In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
[ Power ]
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Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.
[ Experts ]
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Man cannot live by incompetence alone.
[ Ability ]
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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
[ Originality ]
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Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.
[ Politicians and Politics ]
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Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents shortcomings.
[ Psychiatry ]
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Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
[ Reality ]
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The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
[ Intelligence and Intellectuals ]
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Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.
[ Prejudice ]
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When I want your opinion I'll give it to you.
[ Opinions ]
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