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I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
[ Food and Eating ]
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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
[ Respectability ]
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
[ Confession ]
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If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
[ Sex ]
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My wife and I were happy for twenty. Then we met!
[ Marriage ]
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
[ Children ]
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