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13 quotesA dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
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George Orwell
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All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits.
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Jonathan Swift
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He jests at scars that never felt a wound.
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William Shakespeare
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His hilarity was like a scream from a crevasse.
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Graham Greene
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I gleaned jests at home from obsolete farces.
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Samuel Johnson
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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
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Groucho Marx
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In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
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Frank Dane
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Jokes are grievances.
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Marshall Mcluhan
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
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George Bernard Shaw
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Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners.
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Colley Cibber
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The average man is proof enough that a woman can take a joke.
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Source Unknown
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The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone chortles.
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Garrison Keillor
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Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
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Carey Williams
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun