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19 quotesA door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Dogs
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Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Ogden Nash
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Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
Children
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Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?
New Year
Ogden Nash
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How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!
Obesity
Ogden Nash
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I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
Conscience
Ogden Nash
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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Work
Ogden Nash
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Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Life and Living
Ogden Nash
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Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.
Hope
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One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
Remorse
Ogden Nash
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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Parents and Parenting
Ogden Nash
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Wages
Ogden Nash
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Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Professions and Professionals
Ogden Nash
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Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
Progress
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Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
Repentance
Ogden Nash
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The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
Animals
Ogden Nash
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The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.
Thrift
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The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
Happiness
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The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Sin
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun