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52 quotesI never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late.
Marriage
Max Kauffman
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
Marriage
Sam Kinison
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I've surpassed any goal I set for myself as far as my body, my career, and getting married.
Goals
Ricki Lake
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Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip.
Marriage
John Lennon
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Weddings
Groucho Marx
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Marriage
Jackie Mason
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I've been married three times -- and each time I married the right person.
Marriage
Margaret Mead
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Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
Bachelor
H. L. Mencken
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
Bachelor
H. L. Mencken
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Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one's luck.
Writers and Writing
Iris Murdoch
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Most of the time in married life is taken up by talk.
Speakers and Speaking
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Quarrels are the dowry which married folk bring one another.
Marriage
Ovid
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My wife isn't married to me forever; she's married to me for good. That keeps me on my toes.
Marriage
Mal Pancoast
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Morality is suspecting other people of not being legally married.
Morality
George Bernard Shaw
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What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?
Virtue
George Bernard Shaw
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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Marriage
Red Skelton
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Call no man unhappy until he is married.
Happiness
Socrates
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Once you are married, there is nothing for you, not even suicide, but to be good.
Marriage
Robert Louis Stevenson
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Any man who married for money and got it. Earned it.
Marriage
Source Unknown
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I've been married so long, I am on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce.
Marriage
Susan Vass
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Being married gives one one's position like nothing else can.
Marriage
Queen Victoria
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Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married
Wealth
Wall Street Journal
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Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.
Bachelor
Oscar Wilde
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The best part of married life is the fights. The rests is merely so.
Marriage
Thornton Wilder
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I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.
Marriage
Shelley Winters
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun