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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing
Psychiatry
Joey Adams

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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats.
Maturity
Woody Allen

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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
Success
Jim Backus

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A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
Wives
Charles Baudelaire

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Who finds a wife finds a good thing, and obtains favor with the Lord.
Marriage
Bible

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All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.
Happiness
Daniel Boone

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If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
Wives
Anne Bradstreet

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Meek wifehood is no part of my profession; I am your friend, but never your possession.
Wives
Vera Brittain

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A man's home is his wife's castle.
Home
Alexander Chase

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The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
Divorce
Lord Chesterfield

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If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!
Wives
Winston Churchill

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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Achievement
Winston Churchill

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I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife.
Husbands
Joan Collins

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The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.
Wives
Cyril Connolly

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Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.
Family
Joseph Cook

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Oh my son's my son till he gets him a wife, but my daughter's my daughter all her life.
Daughters
Dinah Mulock Craik

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I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
Bachelor
Richard Crashaw

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Do not choose your wife at a dance, but in the field among the harvesters.
Wives
Czech Proverb

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My wife and I were happy for twenty. Then we met!
Marriage
Rodney Dangerfield

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Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.
Dress
Thomas Robert Dewar

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No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner.
Gambling
Thomas Robert Dewar

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Nature meant me a wife, a silly harmless household Dove, fond without art; and kind without deceit.
Wives
John Dryden

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I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
Wives
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

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When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Wives
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

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That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise.
Wives
George Eliot

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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun