Don't pity me now, don't pity me never; I'm going to do nothing for ever and ever.

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The epitaphs on tombstones of a great many people should read: Died at thirty, and buried at sixty.
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An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued.
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Green leaves on a dead tree is our epitaph -- green leaves, dear reader, on a dead tree.
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Reading the epitaphs, our only salvation lies in resurrecting the dead and burying the living.
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