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All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Beauty
Fran Lebowitz

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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Food and Eating
Fran Lebowitz

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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step -- it is an old business procedure.
Opinions
Fran Lebowitz

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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Food and Eating
Fran Lebowitz

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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
Critics and Criticism
Fran Lebowitz

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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Humility
Fran Lebowitz

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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Dogs
Fran Lebowitz

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If you're going to America, bring your own food.
Food and Eating
Fran Lebowitz

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Life is something you do when you can't get to sleep.
Life and Living
Fran Lebowitz

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Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
Success
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The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Conversation
Fran Lebowitz

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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
Food and Eating
Fran Lebowitz

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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun