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17 quotesA drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
Critics and Criticism
Wilson Mizner
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A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.
Fools and Foolishness
Wilson Mizner
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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something.
Listening
Wilson Mizner
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Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down.
Kindness
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Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
Behavior
Wilson Mizner
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Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
Plagiarism
Wilson Mizner
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Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
Egotism
Wilson Mizner
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I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
Laughter
Wilson Mizner
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I have known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, but never had a thought.
Thoughts and Thinking
Wilson Mizner
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I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
Doubt
Wilson Mizner
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If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
Plagiarism
Wilson Mizner
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If you steal from one author, its plagiarism. If you steal from two, its research.
Uncategorised
Wilson Mizner
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Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Life and Living
Wilson Mizner
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The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
Friends and Friendship
Wilson Mizner
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The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
Success
Wilson Mizner
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The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.
Anger
Wilson Mizner
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There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.
Wealth
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
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