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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it.
[ Bankers and Banking ]
Bob Hope
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I do benefits for all religions -- I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
[ Religion ]
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I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
[ Age and Aging ]
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53 votes
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
[ Charity ]
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
[ Golf ]
Bob Hope
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
[ Children ]
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
[ Age and Aging ]
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
[ Nations ]
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. [About Russia]
[ Nations ]
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
[ Age and Aging ]
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