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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
Government
P. J. O'Rourke

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Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
Seriousness
P. J. O'Rourke

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You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.
Poverty and The Poor
P. J. O'Rourke

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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun