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Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Forgiveness
Mark Twain

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France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.
Nations
Mark Twain

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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Facts
Mark Twain

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He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.
Futility
Mark Twain

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He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.
Popularity
Mark Twain

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Honesty is the best policy -- when there is money in it.
Honesty
Mark Twain

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I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
Trials
Mark Twain

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Money
Mark Twain

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I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.
Evolution
Mark Twain

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I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them.
Taxes and Taxation
Mark Twain

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I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.
Fools and Foolishness
Mark Twain

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I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much of it.
Ignorance
Mark Twain

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If they had not landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact.
Pilgrims
Mark Twain

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If you are speaking the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Memory
Mark Twain

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If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
Compliments
Mark Twain

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If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.
Weather
Mark Twain

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Truth
Mark Twain

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In statesmanship get the formalities right, never mind about the moralities.
Politicians and Politics
Mark Twain

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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.
Idiots
Mark Twain

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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
Honor
Mark Twain

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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare.
Courage
Mark Twain

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It is nobler to be good, and it is nobler to teach others to be good -- and less trouble!
Aristocracy
Mark Twain

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It was the schoolboy who said, Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
Faith
Mark Twain

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Courage
Mark Twain

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Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.
Laughter
Mark Twain

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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun