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3 quotesIn the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.
Idiots
Mark Twain
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It takes 50000 nuts to put a car together, but only one to scatter them all over the road.
Idiots
Darryl Somers
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Why is it that wherever I go, the resident idiot heads straight for me?
Idiots
Gwynn Thomas
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun