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6169 quotesA crank is someone with a new idea -- until it catches on.
Ideas
Mark Twain
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A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time.
Habit
Mark Twain
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A lie can run around the world six times while the truth is still trying to put on its pants.
Lies and Lying
Mark Twain
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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
Knowledge
Mark Twain
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Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.
Invention and Inventor
Mark Twain
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Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Right and Rightness
Mark Twain
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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
Adversity
Mark Twain
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Damn the subjunctive. It brings all our writers to shame.
Grammar
Mark Twain
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France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.
Nations
Mark Twain
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Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Heaven
Mark Twain
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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Money
Mark Twain
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I can live for two months on a good compliment.
Compliments
Mark Twain
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I do not like work even when someone else does it.
Work
Mark Twain
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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
Indecision
Mark Twain
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If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
Humankind
Mark Twain
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If they had not landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact.
Pilgrims
Mark Twain
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If you are speaking the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Memory
Mark Twain
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If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
Compliments
Mark Twain
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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Truth
Mark Twain
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Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
Work
Mark Twain
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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
America
Mark Twain
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Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.
Superstition
Mark Twain
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Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Death and Dying
Mark Twain
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Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Life and Living
Mark Twain
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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Mothers
Mark Twain
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun