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Never learn to do anything. If you don't learn, you will always find someone else to do it for you.
Learning
Mark Twain

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One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge.
Home
Mark Twain

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Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.
Pessimism
Mark Twain

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Public opinion is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.
Opinions
Mark Twain

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Congress
Mark Twain

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So I became a newspaperman. I hated to do it but I couldnt find honest employment.
Uncategorised
Mark Twain

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Sometimes too much drink is barely enough.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Mark Twain

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Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Politicians and Politics
Mark Twain

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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Cheerfulness
Mark Twain

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The cross of the Legion of Honor has been conferred on me. However, few escape that distinction.
Awards
Mark Twain

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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
Words
Mark Twain

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There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.
Humankind
Mark Twain

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There is nothing in the world like a persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus.
Speakers and Speaking
Mark Twain

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There isn't a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.
America
Mark Twain

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There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.
Success
Mark Twain

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To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature Congressman.
Uncategorised
Mark Twain

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To stop smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know; I've done it a thousand times.
Habit
Mark Twain

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To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.
Law and Lawyers
Mark Twain

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Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
Truth
Mark Twain

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We have the best government that money can buy.
Government
Mark Twain

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We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks, if we agree with him.
Thoughts and Thinking
Mark Twain

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
Memory
Mark Twain

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When one has tasted it [Watermelon] he knows what the angels eat.
Food and Eating
Mark Twain

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When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Insanity
Mark Twain

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When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.
Prosperity
Mark Twain

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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun