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3002 quotesWhen you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
Compliments
Mark Twain
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Hate is such a luxurious emotion, it can only be spent on one we love.
Hatred
Bob Udkoff
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Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done.
Conceit
Johnny Unitas
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A baby sitter is someone who watches your TV set While your kids cry themselves to sleep.
Baby Sitters
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A cemetery is the only place where people don't try to keep up with the Joneses.
Cemeteries
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A close relative is one you see occasionally between family funerals.
Relatives
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A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
Lies and Lying
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A flatterer is one who says things to your face that he wouldn't say behind your back.
Flattery
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A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait for tax time.
Taxes and Taxation
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Mothers
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A friend walks in when everyone else walks out
Friends and Friendship
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A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor, and makes far less money.
Teachers and Teaching
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A leader has been defined as one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way.
Leaders and Leadership
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A patient man is one who can put up with himself.
Patience
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A perfect wife is one who helps her husband with the dishes.
Wives
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A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.
Vacation
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A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
Integrity
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A phoneless cord is a great device for people who love peace and quiet.
Communication
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A successful person is a dreamer whom someone believed in.
Success
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A woman's work is never done, especially the part she asks her husband to do.
Work
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All work and no play makes one the wealthiest man in the cemetery.
Cemeteries
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An archaeologist is someone whose career lies in ruins.
Archaeologist
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An economist is someone who knows more about money than the people who have it.
Economy and Economics
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An executive is someone who talks with visitors so the other employees can get their work done.
Management
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An honest man is the best thing on the sod; but a mother and her babe is the noblest work of God.
Honesty
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun