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82 quotesMarital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Marriage
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No man was ever shot by his wife while doing the dishes.
Marriage
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The man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets that she took him.
Marriage
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When it comes to spotting a blonde hair on a man's coat, every wife has 20-20 vision.
Vision
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The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
Surprises
Voltaire
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My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry
Love
Bruce Willis
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I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
Wives
Henny Youngman
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun