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No man sees far, most see no farther than their noses.
Vision
Thomas Carlyle

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The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see.
Vision
Winston Churchill

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The farther we go, the more the ultimate explanation recedes from us, and all we have left is faith.
Faith
Vaclav Hlavaty

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Success is like a fart -- only your own smells nice.
Success
James P. Hogan

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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
President
Lyndon B. Johnson

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Go as far as you can see; when you get there, you'll be able to see farther.
Possibilities
John Pierpont Morgan

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Men, like bullets, go farthest when they are smoothest.
Courtesy
Jean Paul Richter

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The farther west he went the more he was convinced that the wise men came from the east.
Pioneer
Horace Russell

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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun