Fran Lebowitz
12 quotations
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Life is something you do when you can't get to sleep.
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step -- it is an old business procedure.
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.