Finley Peter Dunne
10 quotations
It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.
A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
The past always looks better than it was because it isn't here.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.
The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is just turning around as usual.
Don't jump on a man unless he is down.