Fred A. Allen
15 quotations
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.