Lily Tomlin
12 quotations
I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Reality is the crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
We're all in this alone.
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Why is it when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?
We are all in this together, by ourselves.