Don Herold
10 quotations
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
Why resist temptation? There will always be more.
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want, and killing ourselves to get it.
There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.