W. S. Gilbert
8 quotations
I always voted at my party's call, and I never thought of thinking for myself at all.
Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.
Matrimonial devotion doesn't seem to suit her notion.
It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs.
You have no idea what a poor opinion I have of myself; and how little I deserve it.
Things are seldom what they seem.
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast.
My family pride is something inconceivable. I can't help it. I was born sneering.