Stanislaw J. Lec
9 quotations
The first requisite for immortality is death.
People find life entirely too time-consuming.
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
The weakest link in a chain is the strongest because it can break it.
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody.
Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
He who limps is still walking.