Bob Hope
10 quotations
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. [About Russia]
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it.
I do benefits for all religions -- I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.