Kin Hubbard
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
You won't skid if you stay in a rut.
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
A loafer always has the correct time.
All the world loves a good loser.
It's the good loser who finally loses out.
The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Politics makes strange postmasters.