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13535 quotesEven if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
Action
Will Rogers
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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Change
Will Rogers
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
Praise
Will Rogers
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Government
Will Rogers
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I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
Praise
Will Rogers
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
Nudity
Will Rogers
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I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
Horses
Will Rogers
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Stupidity
Will Rogers
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Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
Taxes and Taxation
Will Rogers
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Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation.
Virtue
Will Rogers
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My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
Ancestry
Will Rogers
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One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
Revolutions and Revolutionaries
Will Rogers
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Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
Speakers and Speaking
Will Rogers
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So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Gossip
Will Rogers
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The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
Taxes and Taxation
Will Rogers
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The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
Heroes and Heroism
Will Rogers
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The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
Debt
Will Rogers
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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Gossip
Will Rogers
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The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
Memory
Will Rogers
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Politicians and Politics
Will Rogers
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There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
Politicians and Politics
Will Rogers
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There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
Experts
Will Rogers
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There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
Elections
Will Rogers
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There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
Congress
Will Rogers
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There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
Cinema
Will Rogers
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
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