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60 quotes (Page 1 of 3 pages)A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
Opinions
Will Rogers
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A man can learn only two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
Learning
Will Rogers
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All I know is just what I read in the papers.
Newspapers
Will Rogers
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America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
America
Will Rogers
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An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
Economy and Economics
Will Rogers
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Government
Will Rogers
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Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
Heroes and Heroism
Will Rogers
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Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
Opinions
Will Rogers
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
Communism and Socialism
Will Rogers
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Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
Communism and Socialism
Will Rogers
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Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
Action
Will Rogers
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Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
Ignorance
Will Rogers
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Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
Uncategorised
Will Rogers
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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Change
Will Rogers
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Humor
Will Rogers
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
Praise
Will Rogers
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I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
Uncategorised
Will Rogers
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Government
Will Rogers
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I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
Praise
Will Rogers
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
Nudity
Will Rogers
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I never met a man I didn't like.
Affection
Will Rogers
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I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
Politicians and Politics
Will Rogers
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I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
Giving
Will Rogers
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I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Politicians and Politics
Will Rogers
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I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
Horses
Will Rogers
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
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