Television Quotes
12 quotations about Television
TV -- chewing gum for the eyes.
TV is a fickle business. I'm only good for the length of my contract.
Let's face it, there are no plain women on television.
I got sick of turning on the TV and seeing my face.
A three -- to four -- to five-hour experience with nothingness.
Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Anyone afraid of what he thinks television does to the world is probably just afraid of the world.
Television -- a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
Television was not invented to make human beings vacuous, but is an emanation of their vacuity.
People assume you can't be shy and be on television. They're wrong.
The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.