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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Joe E. Lewis

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Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
Speakers and Speaking
Joe E. Lewis

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I always wake up at the crack of ice.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Joe E. Lewis

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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Animals
Joe E. Lewis

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I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Joe E. Lewis

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I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
Money
Joe E. Lewis

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I drink to forget I drink.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Joe E. Lewis

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I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Joe E. Lewis

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I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
Memory
Joe E. Lewis

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It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor -- as long as you've got money.
Money
Joe E. Lewis

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It pays to get drunk with the best people.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Joe E. Lewis

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Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
Friends and Friendship
Joe E. Lewis

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Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
Maturity
Joe E. Lewis

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Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.
Poverty and The Poor
Joe E. Lewis

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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
Taxes and Taxation
Joe E. Lewis

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There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
Money
Joe E. Lewis

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You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
Youth
Joe E. Lewis

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You only live once -- but if you work it right, once is enough.
Life and Living
Joe E. Lewis

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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun