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A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.
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Thomas Fuller
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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
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Joe E. Lewis
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A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
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Samuel Johnson
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A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.
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H. L. Mencken
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A torchlight procession marching down your throat.
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John Louis O'Sullivan
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Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.
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A. E. Housman
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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Ernest Hemingway
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An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.
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Alvan L. Barach
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Beauty is in the eye of the Beer holder!
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Source Unknown
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Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
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Jonathan Swift
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Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew.
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Charles Dickens
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Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker.
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Ogden Nash
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Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, when once it is within thee.
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George Herbert
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Drink! for you know not whence you came nor why: drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.
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Omar Khayyam
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Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
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Seneca
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Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
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Bertrand Russell
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Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.
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Jean Kerr
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Fill it up. I take as large draughts of liquor as I did of love. I hate a flincher in either.
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John Gay
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He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.
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Epictetus
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I always wake up at the crack of ice.
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Joe E. Lewis
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I do not live in the world of sobriety.
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Oliver Reed
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I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
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Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis books
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I drink to forget I drink.
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Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis books
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I drink to make other people interesting.
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Source Unknown
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I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.
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Winston Churchill
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I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.
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George Farquhar
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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
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Winston Churchill
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I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
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Robert E. Lee
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I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
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W. C. Fields
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I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
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W. C. Fields
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I only drink to make other people seem more interesting.
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George Jean Nathan
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I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
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Joe E. Lewis
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I'm not so think as you drunk I am.
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John Squire
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I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler.
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George Bernard Shaw
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If merely feeling good could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience.
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William James
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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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Dean Martin
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It pays to get drunk with the best people.
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Joe E. Lewis
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It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
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W. C. Fields
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It's not the drinking to be blamed, but the excess.
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John Selden
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Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after.
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Lord Byron
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Malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.
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A. E. Housman
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Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
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Lord Byron
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Many a woman drives a man to drink water.
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Source Unknown
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Never accept a drink from a Urologist.
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Erma Bombeck
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O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil.
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William Shakespeare
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Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.
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Sir Walter Scott
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Old wine and friends improve with age.
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Italian Proverb
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One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Brendan F. Behan
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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
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Lady Nancy Astor
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Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.
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Thomas L. Masson
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