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A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.
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Thomas Fuller

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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
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Joe E. Lewis

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A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
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Samuel Johnson

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A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.
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H. L. Mencken

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A torchlight procession marching down your throat.
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John Louis O'Sullivan

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Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.
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A. E. Housman

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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Ernest Hemingway

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An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.
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Alvan L. Barach

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Beauty is in the eye of the Beer holder!
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Source Unknown

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Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
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Jonathan Swift

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Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew.
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Charles Dickens

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Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker.
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Ogden Nash

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Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, when once it is within thee.
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George Herbert

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Drink! for you know not whence you came nor why: drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.
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Omar Khayyam

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Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
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Seneca

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Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
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Bertrand Russell

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Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.
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Jean Kerr

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Fill it up. I take as large draughts of liquor as I did of love. I hate a flincher in either.
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John Gay

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He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.
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Epictetus

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I always wake up at the crack of ice.
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Joe E. Lewis

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I do not live in the world of sobriety.
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Oliver Reed

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I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
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Joe E. Lewis

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I drink to forget I drink.
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Joe E. Lewis

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I drink to make other people interesting.
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Source Unknown

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I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.
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Winston Churchill

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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun