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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Smile
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Children
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Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
Humor
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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
Words
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Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
Anger
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age -- as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Marriage
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun