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A brilliant epigram is a solemn platitude gone to a masquerade ball.
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Lionel Strachey
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A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth.
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Joseph Conrad
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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George Eliot
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A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
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Don Herold
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A jest often decides matters of importance more effectual and happily than seriousness.
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Horace
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A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
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Fredrich
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A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.
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Shirley Maclaine
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A poor joke must invent its own laughter.
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Latin Proverb
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A rich man's joke is always funny.
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Thomas Edward Brown
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Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.
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Harry S Truman
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Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
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William E. Rothschild
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As a person is so must you humor them.
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Terence
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Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
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Phyllis Diller
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By blood a king, in heart a clown.
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Lord Alfred Tennyson
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Steve Martin
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Comedians are not usually actors, but imitations of actors.
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Johann Georg Zimmermann
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Comedy is a tragedy plus time.
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Carol Burnett
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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Peter Ustinov
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Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
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Gilbert Seldes
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Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
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Steve Martin
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12 votes
Even the gods love jokes.
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Plato
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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Will Rogers
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For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
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Laurence Sterne
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Fortune and humor govern the world.
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Francois De La Rochefoucauld
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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
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Flip Wilson
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Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.
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William M. Thackeray
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Good humor isn't a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice.
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David Seabury
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Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.
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Malcolm Muggeridge
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Humor -- the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.
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Source Unknown
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Humor is a whisper from the soul, imploring mind and body to relax, let go and be at peace again.
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Source Unknown
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law.
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Dick Clark
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Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
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Roman Gary
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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
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Edward De Bono
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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
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James Thurber
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Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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Mel Brooks
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35 votes
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
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Langston Hughes
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Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
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Leo Rosten
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I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice.
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Samuel Johnson
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I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor.
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Lord Nelson
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I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
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Edward Albee
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I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
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Andy Warhol
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If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
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Mahatma Gandhi
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32 votes
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
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Abraham Lincoln
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If you can make a woman laugh you can do anything with her.
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Nicol Williamson
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In the end, everything is a gag.
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Charlie Chaplin
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Isn't it sad how some people can't be funny, so they have to settle for being obnoxious?
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Source Unknown
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It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor.
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Lord Shaftesbury
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It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humor.
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W. Somerset Maugham
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It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
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Mae West
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Levity is often less foolish and gravity less wise than each of them appears.
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Charles Caleb Colton
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