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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
[ Death and Dying ]
Johnny Carson
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
[ Life and Living ]
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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
[ Marriage ]
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My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
[ Success ]
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New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
[ Cities and City Life ]
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The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
[ Money ]
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