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37 quotesThe trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Politicians and Politics
Will Rogers
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
Congress
Will Rogers
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
Jokes and Jokers
George Bernard Shaw
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For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
Humor
Laurence Sterne
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You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else.
Company
Robert Louis Stevenson
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
Loyalty
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Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.
Grammar
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The average man is proof enough that a woman can take a joke.
Jokes and Jokers
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The man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets that she took him.
Marriage
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The crisis of yesterday is the joke of tomorrow.
Tomorrow
H.G. Wells
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Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
Jokes and Jokers
Carey Williams
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Philosophers and Philosophy
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun