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A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.
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Irvin S. Cobb

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A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker.
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Ambrose Bierce

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As grand and griefless as a rich man's funeral.
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Sidney Thompson Dobell

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Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
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Kehlog Albran

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Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead.
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Francois De La Rochefoucauld

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Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set.
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Harold Macmillan

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Some people never head a procession until they're dead.
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Source Unknown

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The chief mourner does not always attend the funeral.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson

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The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that he's dead.
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