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A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man, who has no gills.
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A coward is one who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
[ Coward and Cowardice ]
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A cynic is a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, and not as they ought to be.
[ Cynics and Cynicism ]
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A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker.
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A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves a glorious success.
[ Perseverance ]
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A man is known by the company he organizes.
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A prejudice is a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
[ Prejudice ]
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A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
[ Philosophers and Philosophy ]
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A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Abscond. To move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.
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Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
[ Abstinence ]
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Absurdity. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
[ Absurdity ]
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Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
[ Acquaintance ]
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Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.
[ Army and Navy ]
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Admiration; is our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Alien. An American sovereign in his probationary state.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
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An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws.
[ Misfortunes ]
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An acquaintance is someone we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
[ Acquaintance ]
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An egotist is a person interested in himself than in me!
[ Egotism ]
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An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.
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Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.
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Backbite. To speak of a man as you find him when he can't find you.
[ Slander ]
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Beauty. The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
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Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live.
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Bigot, one who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.
[ Bigotry ]
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Bore -- a person who talks when you wish him to listen.
[ Bores and Boredom ]
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Bride. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
[ Weddings ]
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Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
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Confidante. One entrusted by A with the secrets of B confided to herself by C.
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Consult. To seek another's approval of a course already decided on.
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Convent. A place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.
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Corporation. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.
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Deliberation. The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
[ Deliberation ]
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Destiny. A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.
[ Destiny ]
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Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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Don't steal; thou it never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Duty. That which sternly impels us in the direction of profit, along the line of desire.
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Egotist. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
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Erudition. Dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.
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Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.
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Fidelity. A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
[ Fidelity ]
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Habit is a shackle for the free.
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Happiness is an agreeable sensation, arising from contemplating the misery of others.
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Heaven lies about us in our infancy and the world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward.
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Historian. A broad -- gauge gossip.
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Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.
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Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
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Irreligion. The principal one of the great faiths of the world.
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