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A man profits more by the sight of an idiot than by the orations of the learned.
Ignorance
Arabian Proverb

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We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.
Genius
Louis Aragon

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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
Computers
Dave Barry

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But their determination to banish fools foundered ultimately in the installation of absolute idiots.
Government
Basil Bunting

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Any idiot can face a crisis, it's the day to day living that wears you out.
Health
Anton Chekhov

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Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.
Losers and Losing
Leo Durocher

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Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.
Humility
Gustave Flaubert

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Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.
Acting and Actors
Katharine Hepburn

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Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.
Education
Karl Kraus

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Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever.
Passion
Francois De La Rochefoucauld

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I resent performing for frisking idiots who don't know anything.
Music
John Lennon

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If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it.
Habit
Horace Mann

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While time, the endless idiot, runs screaming round the world.
Time and Time Management
Carson Mccullers

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I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing.
Democracy
H. L. Mencken

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April comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers.
Seasons
Edna St. Vincent Millay

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Rock 'n Roll is an asylum for emotional idiots.
Music
Richard Neville

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The majority of pop stars are complete idiots in every respect.
Fame
Marquis De Sade

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Life It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.
Life and Living
William Shakespeare

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No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.
Experts
George Bernard Shaw

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Why is it that wherever I go, the resident idiot heads straight for me?
Idiots
Gwynn Thomas

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Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory?
Memory
Martin Tupper

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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.
Idiots
Mark Twain

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Congress
Mark Twain

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Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Politicians and Politics
Mark Twain

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The main difference between men and woman is that men are lunatics and woman are idiots.
Men and Women
Rebecca West

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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun