Mae West
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You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.
I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.
I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
He who hesitates is last.
There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
Virtue has its own reward, but no sales at the box office.
I used to be snow white, but I drifted.
Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before.