Marriage Quotes

166 quotations about Marriage
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
Joseph Addison · Marriage
When a match has equal partners then I fear not.
Aeschylus · Marriage
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
Hoshang N. Akhtar · Marriage
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..
Woody Allen · Marriage
Marriage is the death of hope.
Woody Allen · Marriage
To marry unequally is to suffer equally.
Henri Frederic Amiel · Marriage
I married beneath me. All women do.
Lady Nancy Astor · Marriage
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
Jane Austen · Marriage
Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.
Jane Austen · Marriage
Wives are young men's mistresses; companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.
Francis Bacon · Marriage
A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.
Honore De Balzac · Marriage
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Joseph Barth · Marriage
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
Baskins · Marriage
Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.
Henry Ward Beecher · Marriage
Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he'll end up hating you.
Jill Bennett · Marriage
Who finds a wife finds a good thing, and obtains favor with the Lord.
Bible · Marriage
Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
Ambrose Bierce · Marriage
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
Ambrose Bierce · Marriage
As a general thing, when the woman wears the pants in the family, she has a good right to them.
Josh Billings · Marriage
When you get married you forget about kissing other women.
Pat Boone · Marriage
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Dr. Joyce Brothers · Marriage
Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank.
Jean De La Bruyere · Marriage
I hate work. That's why I got married.
Peg Bundy · Marriage
One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.
Robert Burton · Marriage
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
Barbara Bush · Marriage

Authors on Marriage

Joseph Addison Aeschylus Hoshang N. Akhtar Woody Allen Henri Frederic Amiel Lady Nancy Astor Jane Austen Francis Bacon Honore De Balzac Joseph Barth Baskins Henry Ward Beecher Jill Bennett Bible Ambrose Bierce Josh Billings Pat Boone Dr. Joyce Brothers Jean De La Bruyere Peg Bundy