Helen Rowland
22 quotations
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.
A fool and her money are soon courted.
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
One man's folly is often another man's wife.