Frank Dane
17 quotations
Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
Remember when $25, 000 was a success? Now it is a garbage collector.
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.
Rome had Senators too, and that is why it declined.
The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. [On Washington D. C.]
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.