Will Rogers
60 quotations
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
All I know is just what I read in the papers.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
No party is as bad as its leaders.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.
Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation.
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.