Will Rogers
60 quotations
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
Youve got to be [an] optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.
I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.