Rodney Dangerfield
6 quotations
I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
My wife and I were happy for twenty. Then we met!
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.