Funerals Quotes
9 quotations about Funerals
Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker.
A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.
As grand and griefless as a rich man's funeral.
The chief mourner does not always attend the funeral.
Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead.
Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set.
Some people never head a procession until they're dead.
The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that he's dead.